The Greatest English Teacher of All Thursday the 17th of Octember
Mr. J. A. Rojas has seventeen years of experience dispensing literary theory and instruction. He also coaches football (poorly), tennis (moderately), and softball (sporadically). He was once waylaid by a leprechaun while rollerblading down 802 and no one believes him, not even his own mother. His dorky habits include writing (semi-professionally), reading (any chance he gets), photography, biking, and hyper-aggressive Machiavellian critiques of Disney animated features. For more information on literary theory ask him about books and then prepare for a multi-hour lecture on the hero's journey, Elsa's relation to Rambo and other such topics.